AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Tokuya. - I'm Shibata.
- I'm Kento. - I'm Toshimitsu.
- I'm Yoruto. - I'm Mishimura.
I'm Sasai.
As Japanese people, we're very familiar with rice.
But I think rice balls are the food we love the most.
- When you hold it in your hands... - If you hold it in your hands now,
I don't know what you'd do if I made you cook.
You should say, "My parents did it for me."
Your parents did it for you.
- "My parents did it for me." - Say "My parents did it for me."
It's a very simple dish, but it touches your heart.
I think it's wonderful.
When you think about the charm of rice balls,
you think, "Who held it for me?"
The love you feel from your hands.
I think people's love is different from taste.
When we were kids and ate rice balls, we thought we'd know for sure.
- So I'd like to make rice ball kakuzuke. - I see.
I'll show you two rice balls.
- You just have to know for sure. - Which one is your mom's?
No, it's not your mom's.
You can't know for sure about your mom's rice balls.
- What are you talking about? - You can't know for sure about your mom's love.
Your mom's love is curry.
- You used to know for sure about curry. - Yes, I did.
There's something I haven't confirmed about rice balls.
I can't say for sure, but I think the world's best rice ball is held by a beautiful woman.
- Please imagine. - Yes, yes.
No matter how hard you try, you can't hold it with your hands.
All of them are beautiful women.
I think there should be a difference between these two.
When I thought about the opposite of beautiful women's love,
- I thought it was old men's love. - Old men's hatred?
Old men's love.
From our point of view, hatred is the same.
Even from the point of view of rice balls,
I think there might be some kind of light and black "bzzz" coming out of it.
- Isn't that too much, old man? - Old men's love.
Old men make most of the food.
This is a case of imagining the worst old man.
Well, it doesn't matter which one you want to eat, but you can't say "c" all of a sudden.
Can I say this? Can I say "beautiful women want to eat it," everyone?
- Of course. - Of course.
Then it's okay.
From now on, beautiful women's rice balls and old men's rice balls will come out.
You can't touch them or eat them.
Just by looking at them, if you think "a" or "b" is beautiful,
there is an "a" or "b" room over there, so please enter the room you think is beautiful.
- It's the same as framing. - Are there many people?
- Are there many beautiful women? - Already?
- Are you already doing it first? - How many beautiful women are there?
- That's fine. - That's everyday life.
- That's true. - This time, Ryo-san is completely in charge of it.
- There are five players here. - Yes.
- You're looking at it, right? The beautiful woman and the old man. - Yes.
- You were really a beautiful woman, weren't you? - Yes.
- Earlier, the beautiful woman and the old man were given rice balls.
- First of all, can you show the video to the old man first? - Oh, that's right.
- We can't see it, but we know what it's like. - That's right.
- The rice ball was made like this. - I'm nervous.
- Yes, first of all, the old man came. - Excuse me, but I'll call you "old man" today.
- I don't think it's easy to ask such a question, but if you can make it as pleasant as possible... - I understand.
- I know you're clean. - Yes.
- That's nice. - Yes.
- It's nice to do it with your uncle's hands. - Yes.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yes.
- You said you couldn't do it if you couldn't do it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Tetsuya said it would be interesting if you did it separately. - What?
- Is that impossible? - It's okay.
- A wonderful uncle came. - Yes.
- Uncle! - Do it.
- I know I say "wow" all the time, but I'll say "wow" today.
- No matter how many times you see it, it's intense. It's amazing.
- I'm sorry.
Wow, that's good.
Wow, that's great.
That's great.
The perfect "I don't want to eat" rice ball is complete.
I'm going to compare the prettiest one of these with the beautiful one.
Thank you very much.
And the beautiful one came to me.
Please tell me your name.
Yes, I'm Enako, a cosplayer. Nice to meet you.
That's amazing.
The gap in the screen is amazing.
You were holding it until a while ago.
Oh, you were holding it.
That's right. I was holding it with my arms.
Do you hold it with your arms, too?
No, I don't.
But you may be happy with it.
Is it okay if I wet my hands?
Do you wet your hands?
Doesn't it stick?
It's okay.
Oh, no.
I can't get away from you.
It's because you don't let me go.
What should I do?
Oh, well.
You're fast.
You may not know what I'm talking about.
I'll be serious next time.
Is your age announced?
Yes, I know.
You're the same age as me.
You were born in 1993.
I was born in 1994.
So you're in the same grade as me.
You're from Aichi Prefecture.
You're in the same grade as me.
We've known you for a long time.
I'm happy.
Since high school.
You've been active for about ten years.
Do you cosplay?
No, but I'm good at it.
You're good at it.
I'm good at it.
That's good.
Wow!
This rice ball is cute.
Will they notice me?
I'm happy when I hold a rice ball.
Wow!
First of all, you came here only to hold a rice ball.
I'm not good at this.
The first one was a little...
Yes, please put it on this plate.
Yes.
Wow! It looks different.
You brought me a rice ball.
Yes.
Please wait in the secluded room for a while.
I see.
I'll make sure you can't meet me until the end of the show.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
On the contrary, a beautiful woman is a really beautiful woman.
Information is number one.
If you have a feeling, you can hit it with ease.
And the old man is a really old man.
I don't know if I can say this, but it was creepy.
I told you to make it as creepy as possible for the video.
For me, he is the best old man.
Because...
You said it wrong.
Please say it again.
Because...
You said it wrong.
Because...
You said it wrong.
It was funny.
It's important information.
Because...
The old man was holding a rice ball on his side.
Because...
You said it wrong.
Please say it again.
I don't know, but I believe the old man is calm.
As a verification, this is the best.
It's the best.
As for the old man, he is an old man with no brain.
He lives in a commercial experience.
There are two types of people, skinny and fat.
I think Tetsuya is the closest.
I'm not sure about you.
Let's go one by one.
Let's go in order of speaking.
You guys go into a room.
There is rice ball on your side.
You guys eat rice ball on each side of your room.
The person in room A and B eat rice ball at the same time.
One, two, three!
You guys eat rice ball at the same time.
At the moment of eating, you guys can eat it.
If you are together, you eat rice ball.
If you are not together, you eat rice ball.
Please feel it.
What?
[It's not over yet]
Do we have to eat it up?
Let's eat it up.
Of course we do.
Sounds good.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Of course we do.
I get it. I get it.
Okay, bring it in!
Okay, I'll bring it in!
There's an unbelievable amount of rice balls in there.
I can't eat it.
Okay, we've placed two rice balls in front of you.
Okay. Okay.
Please open your eyes!
Ready and...
It's the same!
It's not the same!
Okay, feel it!
Huh?!
Wait, I'm scared.
I don't know about this one.
The types are different.
Yeah.
This one is A.
Yes.
And this one is B.
Yes.
At first glance, A is round.
Yeah, it's like an ohagi.
B is like a regular rice ball.
Triangle rice ball, right?
Why did you make it look different?!
I want to eat it!
You're going to eat all of it!
If you're going to hold it with your side, this one is more like a triangle.
But you can't let it go up like that.
So you have to put it on top of it.
But "side" is pretty much a triangle.
It's not "side only".
Oh, you have to put it on top of it.
You have to put it on top of it.
"Side" "side" "side" "hand" like that.
Then I don't know what this is anymore.
What do you mean "side only"?
Seriously, then...
Is it "side only" or "side only"?
It's "side only".
"Side only" or "side only"?
I don't know!
Isn't Imemaru really bad at this?
I want to die!
There's no "6" in there.
You really had a hand in this, didn't you?
It's a person and a rice ball, right?
It's up to him.
These rice balls also have different fates.
It's sad, isn't it?
Even a grain of rice has feelings.
Wow, you're really good at this!
I'm going to take a break here.
I think we should go to the other room and talk.
Can we say "it's decided"?
It's decided.
That was fast!
Wasn't it fast?
The more I'm lost here, the more confused I am.
I don't know what's going to happen.
If I say "I'll go back first"...
There's someone like that.
Well...
It was easy.
I'm pretty confident.
I...
I'll choose this one.
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to a delicious rice ball.
Which one did you choose?
Well, I've decided, too.
I'll die when I die.
But it's fun to be in the middle, isn't it?
Yeah, it's hard to be in the middle.
Wouldn't it be crazy if you were number one?
What would you do if you came in first?
If you two came in first, you could die.
I'm rooting for you.
Can I go now?
Yes.
Let's go.
I'm going.
Have a nice trip.
I'm excited.
See you.
Which one is better, right or left?
He's here.
There's no one here.
I'll wait for you.
What?!
Yumemaru went over there, right?
The video itself is interesting, but...
I'm really anxious about it.
Either one of them is possible.
It'll flash back history.
How did it happen?
I don't have the courage.
You don't have the courage.
Those two are amazing. They made it pretty quick.
You know what I feel?
Which one of them is weaker?
I want to see which one of them is weaker.
Don't you feel it?
Which one of them is stronger?
It's an evasion ability.
Let's decide who goes first.
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's me!
Are they together?
It's like this.
It was decided!
It's too quick!
I'm scared.
I'm in a dilemma right now.
Wait, which one is which?
Which one is which?
Here I go.
It's here!
Somebody come!
Heeeeeey!
Wow...
We went to A.
Tetsuya A, huh?
That's right!
This room smells good.
It's cute!
It's not a beautiful triangle, but a slightly rounded triangle, right?
It's like it's wrapped in love, right?
That's right.
Since Yumemaru isn't here, Yumemaru will stay in William's room.
We decided on a triangle.
Yes.
See you later, Shigeki.
I believe you.
Let's all turn green.
See you later!
- Oh! - Ooh!
- It hurts! - Oh-ho-ho!
- Hah! - Hah!
- He found out! - It got interesting and he went there!
- Whoa! - Oh, thank goodness!
- I'm so glad I held him! - Thank goodness!
- That was dangerous! - I'm so glad I held him!
- I'm so scared! - I'm scared!
- This is scary! - How did you feel about it?
- It's a triangle, right? - Yeah, it does have a shape!
- Also, if you are on your side,
you won't know how much you can put out.
I didn't know what to do, so I was like "hmmm"
I imagined that the rice would be crushed
The water was a little...
It was kind of wet
And I guess
The aura
The aura was the most...
It was shining
I instinctively felt like I wanted to eat this
I felt it
But I'm glad you came
It's like a crazy food bomb
What are you going to make?
I'm going to make onigiri
That's great
This is the last one
Shall we go?
Have a good time
I've made up my mind
This is the room.
It's okay! It's okay!
It's only three of us.
It's okay! It's okay!
You two are wasting your time.
Really? Me? A triangle?
No, no, no.
It's okay, Tetsuya-san. Don't worry about it.
Really, Tetsuya-san?
Yeah.
What were you thinking?
A triangle is a little too much.
I mean, she's beautiful, isn't she?
"Beautiful" is like "round"
That's weird.
On the contrary,
for now, I don't think I'll ever hold a round rice ball.
I don't think I'll ever make a triangle.
It's like "peta, peta, peta", isn't it?
Yeah.
Hm? Hm?
Eh? To be honest,
I'll ask you for now, but...
I think a round one is more beautiful.
Eh?
The one on your right hand wasn't A, was it?
My right hand wasn't A.
And this one...
It wasn't B.
My right hand wasn't A.
Oh, really?
Excuse me! Can we check for a second?
The one on your right hand was A, wasn't it?
The one on my right hand was A.
And the one on your left hand was B, wasn't it?
Then I was wrong about A.
Hahahahaha!
I was wrong about A.
This is complicated.
I was wrong about A.
Then, normally...
Yeah, sure.
Welcome.
Wait, what?
Give me back that hug!
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- I have an opinion. - Huh? An opinion? At this timing?
- Hello. - Oh!
- What is it? - Let's go to Marie O'Leary's book.
- Yeah. - She said, "This is it," and put a "b" in it.
- She put a "b" in it and said, "Yeah, I'm a huger." - Oh.
- She said, "Yeah, Marie is beautiful," and said, "Marie is beautiful," and the guy said, "Hmm?" and she said, "You? Hmm? What?"
- After I looked at it a lot, I mistook the alphabet and said, "Well, that's..."
- But you really want to go to Marie's book. - I mean, I've already looked at five of them, so...
- No, I'm completely sorry about this. - But I think it's fine if you like these two.
- Because it's a place where you can get together. - Yeah, because the number decreases.
- If it's the same, we'll each have two. - Yeah, I'll have one and you'll have three.
- What will you do if it's the same? - If it's the same...
- One, one, three. - Can you drink it?
- If you don't mind... - If you don't mind...
- You're going to eat it in the end, right?
- Well, I have no choice but to drink it. - That's how stubborn you are.
- I thought you were the oldest. - But now that it's like this, I'll pray for a beautiful woman to come.
- Yeah, you should have a lot of happy friends. - Then you and I will be the A team.
- If you say "one, two," we'll eat it. - Yeah, let's eat it.
- I was surprised. - It happens, doesn't it?
- The story of a beautiful woman and an old man is confusing in A and B. - The story is different.
- That means you're a minority. - This is it.
- This is what I was holding. - This is what you were holding, too.
- I feel a little anxious. - Yeah, I know!
- You do. - Looking at it like this, I do feel anxious. - I know.
- Even if you look at it and you think "Oh, I'm holding it right," - Yeah.
- I can tell you're holding it from your grandpa's face. - Yeah, I know.
- I know you're like this.
- Yeah.
- You're like Sofumoku. - I have a Sofumoku rice ball.
- Whoa. - Two of us from Team C and B.
- We say "itadakimasu" and you say "eat it up," right? - Yes.
- Yeah. - We'll hold one of these and... - Maybe.
- Let's get a big one. - I'll get ready, so wait for me.
- Everyone! - Yes!
It's starting to change!
- Can I hold the rice ball? - I've got it!
- Ready and... - Let's draw!
Let's draw!
Thank you for the meal!
- Is it sweet? - Yeah, it's good!
- It's good! - It's good!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Let's draw! - Let's draw!
- It was an old man! - It was an old man!
- Big win! - Big win!
- Good morning! - Nice to meet you!
- You look like a horse! - I'm not a horse! I'm a horse!
- You're good at holding things! - Thank you!
- Thank you so much! - You're from Tokyo, right?
- Yes! - You've been holding things since you got back, right?
- That's right! - Wow!
- I'm sorry for making you work so hard! - Thank you!
- You don't do this kind of work, do you? - I was surprised when you said "nice to meet you" in one minute!
- I unconsciously ate more and more! - I thought you'd throw it away because my hands are small, but you were passing it out!
- Oh, I see! - Yes!
- You've been holding things for the rest of your life, right? - Yes!
- The rice ball you've been holding is coke! - Yes!
- You can't tell love from hate! - Yes!
- Thank you so much! - You're welcome!
- You're too old for me! - Have fun!
- You're too old for me! - You're too old for me!
- Congratulations! - Hey!
- What are you doing?! - What?!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- I'm sorry for making you work so hard! - No problem!
- By the way, I hold things with my arms! - No problem!
- He said "beauty" or "old man", and I saw him say "beauty" and understood what he meant.
- That sample was really beautiful! - No, you told me to make it precisely.
- You said "old man" at the end, right? - Yes!
- How old are you? - I'm 65 years old.
- I see, you're 65 years old. - By the way, I'm the same age as you, Kishi-chan.
- Who's Kishi-chan? - The prime minister.
- Oh, I see! - Can you call the prime minister "Kishi-chan"?
- Kishi-chan!
- Please watch it again next week! Rock, paper, scissors!